Terms of Filing

Culpari is not a court of law, a place of worship, a therapist, or a regulator. The certificate it issues has no legal force. Its purpose is reflective and aesthetic. Nothing on this site constitutes legal, medical, financial, or psychological advice.

A confession filing is a statement about your own conduct — your own lapses, your own debts of attention, your own pattern. You may not file a confession on behalf of someone else. In a confession, you may not identify, accuse, or describe a third party by name or in any way that would identify them.

A Writ of Accountability is a theatrical notice addressed to another adult — for humour, reflection, and private closure. It has no legal force and imposes no obligation whatsoever on the recipient. By sending a Writ, you confirm that it is used in good faith and that the recipient is a known adult. A Writ must not be used for:

• Threats, harassment, stalking, or intimidation of any kind.
• Serious accusations of criminal conduct.
• Debt collection, legal disputes, or enforcement of any obligation.
• Contact with anyone who has asked not to be contacted.
• Emergency or crisis situations.

The other party's name and email address are collected only to deliver the Writ. They are not published and are not shared beyond what is necessary for delivery and optional settlement.

• Threats of violence or self-harm.
• Sexual content involving minors.
• Slurs targeting protected classes.
• Confessions to serious crimes (Culpari is not equipped to receive them and may report content suggesting imminent harm).
• Phone numbers, addresses, or government identifiers of any person.

Filings that violate these conditions are rejected at submission or removed during review. Reparations on rejected filings are refunded.

The reparation amount is voluntary and chosen by you. It pays for the production of the certificate, any selected Court services, and the operating costs of the Court. It is not a charitable donation and is not directed to any third party.

All sales are final. No refunds are issued under any circumstances, except where filings are rejected for violating Article IV, in which case the reparation is returned in full. By proceeding to payment, you acknowledge and accept this policy.

If you choose to submit your matter to the Public Record, your statement may appear publicly after moderation review. Only the data described in our Privacy Policy is published. Writ recipient details are never published. You may request removal at any time and we will scrub the public-facing entry within seven days.

When the “Verdict from the Bench” option is purchased, the verdict is generated by a third-party language model. It is short, formal, and intentionally dry. It is not advice, not prophecy, and not a therapeutic intervention. Culpari does not guarantee its tone, accuracy, or insight.

To the maximum extent permitted by law, Culpari's liability for any claim arising out of your use of this service is limited to the amount of your reparation. The service is provided “as is.” If your jurisdiction does not allow such limitations, the limitation applies to the greatest extent it is permitted.

We may update these terms. Material changes will be posted to this page with a new “Last updated” date. Continued use after a change constitutes acceptance.

For questions, removal requests, or refund requests, write to tribunal@culpari.com.